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Now todays how to is on a subject with deep connections to drugs, being Kool! Now remember this project can be dangerous and difficult so you should probably get your parent or parole officer to help with it, if your a DWEEB! Just kidding all my readers are f$&king dweebs because if they had friends, or could get laid they wouldn't read this blog.
You, yes you do look like that, unless your a girl in which case your that with tiny boobs.
Step 1: Sp3l1 3v3r33fing wr0ng
Now many of you are wondering why you must spell badly, in fact you are probably saying random internet person I know being dumb is cool but isn't purposefully misspelling things a bit of a stretch.
Well first off who over the age of 76 uses the term a bit of a stretch and e fact your using it shows me you need to read this, and second of all here is an example, which bus stop would you rather wait in front, the one with this as the road marker.
Or the one with this as the road marker.
Most cool people would obviously choose the second one. Now many of you would question why someone would purposefully patronize the bus stop with a spelling answer, but are you cool? Are you? Because your not, so you don't even understand why cool people do the things they do so don't question them, instead you should mindlessly copy what they do and listen to them like a North Korean would do for the old lady in a janitor outfit.
Step 2: Never call things cool.
Now as a Kewl kid in training you may wonder why you shouldn't refer to that new magic bmx surfboard you just got from an alien in the woods cool, after all your cool. Well this is because calling something cool means your not cool, and do you want to go back to being a dweeb?
You if you call something cool.
Instead if you see something cool just call it one of the words that are often used to describe religious terrorists groups like, extreme or radical, or Islamist.
Step 3: Wear clothes backwards
Now you may notice a lot of Kool kidz wear clothes backwards. The reason for this is because
in ancient Ireland people would wear clothes backwards to ward off fairies, who are known to be huge dweebs.
Step 4: Don't learn things
Learning is for dweebs.
Step 5: Know how to use he cyberweb.
Alright I know I said learning is for dweebs but no self respecting Kool kid hasn't surfed in to the cyberweb once. This means that like all other aspects of being cool you must follow people who are cooler than you. If you don't know how computer than just throw around terms like webpage, or chat room, or wanna cyber. These terms will make you Kool in the digital age.
That's all kidz and remember drugs aren't Kool unless it's cocaine.
