Pictured above: an Internet.
Now you may be asking me, what is the Internet, or how do you use it, or where am I and why is there a dead prostitute.( I know most of you are asking the last one!) Well all these questions will be answered below with phun phacts!
Fact #1: The Internet exists as a material yet immaterial thing made up of quasi invisible waves like ghosts or Elvis. This similairty to the structure of ghosts means that often times ghosts get stuck in the Internet. So next time your having computer difficulties just remember it's a tortured soul of the dead screaming endlessly due to seeing your sick fetish porn!
Fact #2: The Internet is hosted in a six foot ball in Sweden, if you chop the sphere in half, then half the Internet will not be able to access the other half and vice versa.
Fact #3: The Internet is dangerous so don't go on it at night!
Fact #4: People get around the Internet by surfing so you should try to shove yourself and a surfboard into your computer screen.
Fact #5: Remember to ddos the cci into Unix mainframe to cause a cyberspace vector in the main Sci servo.
Fact #6: Just like how the hulk gets stronger as he gets matter, your comment on an Internet arguments, point becomes stronger the angrier it seems. So to have a good argument try swearing typing in ALL CAPS, ajd calling your opponent racial and homophobic slurs.
Fact #7: If you don't want to seem old don't ue the following words, information super highway, cyberspace, or catheter.
Fact #8: Just like humans computers can get viruses, so if your computer is having problems and it's not a ghost then your computer has violence. Diseases can spread through human to computer through sneezing, coughing, or unprotected cybersex. To fix this try pouring medicine on your computer's hard drive.
Fact# 9:You're somewhere in Indonesia and the prostitutes name was Cindy.
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