Let's start this abommination.

        First off I understand no one will read this because it doesn't have cartoons, now don't take this as an insult because I do the exact same thing and you do to, yes you do admit it. However this blog will have prettyful pictures like this.

   See this, this is an actual poster from some Indian movie I've never seen. I mean for all we know the man could have set the train on fire, or the woman was the train all along, maybe it's just about stock exchanges I don't know because I'm not jesus and if I was I'd give myself infinite money.

Still we should get back to the introduction which I have now lured you into reading by posting an insane Indian movie poster.

      Now that the 1% of you who reads blogs without cartoons are wondering why am I a hipped  young teenage human writing a blog! Or at least you are now, now that you know I'm a teen. "aren't blogs for old people?", Well the truth is I want money, I mean I am an old people on the inside as you can see by this picture.

 Now you are wondering how this incredibly idiotic and unfunny blog could exist in a world of ironic facebook memes or why I would even make one not coutning the Bs old people excuse. The real reason I made this blog with awful grammar is because I need money and lack talent, making me hopeless until my friends told me the bizzare near schizophrenic stream of consciousness that comes out of my mouth is funny and people would buy a book of it.

   The only problem is before you make a book about yourself you need to be famous and what better way to be famous than to write a blog? So my idea is just to say stupid stuff and generate fame which I can turn into a book or ebook if Google turns all the books in the library into electricity and puts them into the giant ball in Sweden that hosts the internet. See I just said that, which shows how stupid I am and therefore funny. 

     Also if this blog offends you please tell everyone how awful I am on tumblr and talk about how I somehow offend you by saying the word "old people", because God knows giving attention to a media outlet makes it go away!