Let's learn about science: Cancer is an Std

     Now a lot of people say you can't catch cancer without a box trap but you can actually get it through sex! How you the nonexistent reader who is probably fapping to furry interracial fat dwarf scat satanic porn right now! Well as you all no if someone is radioactive they may get cancer, so if you sleep with a radioactive person then you'll catch cancer through sex. This means that cancer actually is an std in parts of New Mexico.

Fun fact: Nuclear tests are often done on tropical islands so if you nuke your house it will become a tropical island too.