Smart people humor

  Smart people humor is often kind of stupid and unfunny, I know this because as hard as it is to believe I am a smart people. Usually these jokes involve obscure historical figures and the humor sensibilities of a five year old, unless they're about Sigmund Freud.

The face of comedy!

  But accept for our friend siggy (why are there no nicknames for sigmund, that don't sound retarded.) most smart people jokes are actually dumb.

The other famous sigmund.

   That is until I found this.

This piece of fine wine cutlery (whatever the f$ck that means) used by boring rich white Protestants, seems innocent enough until you see a picture of a duck's penis.

And the best part is that this was entirely unintentional! Anyways sorry for the filler article, but I need to post things to let you know I'm not dead, or a wizard, though I may be a dead wizard. Leave a comment if you want a link to this wine bottle opener. Just kidding edgy 12 year olds can't have wine!